Q & A with THE HELL

I got the chance to ask Black Mist of the band THE HELL a few questions via email, here is what he had to say.



BLACK MIST HERE, THESE ARE MY ANSWERS.

1. Who does what in the band?NAIL$ - LEAD SHOUTS

NICE GUY - LEAD SHOUTS

CASH PANTHER - LEAD SHOUTS

BLACK MIST - LEAD GUITAR / LEAD SHOUTS

EARLY MAN - LEAD BASS

JACKHAMMER - LEAD DRUMS

2. Do you think I'm a dick?

NO, YOU'RE A SHITSPANNER

3. what kind of equipment do you all use?

I USE TWO STRING GUITARS BECAUSE I AM THREE TIMES AS TALENTED AS OTHER GUITARISTS, SAME FOR EARLY MAN ON BASS. JACKHAMMER HITS SHIT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT REALLY. THEN ALL THE SHOUTERS SHOUT INTO MICROPHONES SO THAT PEOPLE CAN HEAR THE SHOUTS. CAN WE STOP TALKING SHOP NOW?

4. Do you have any advice to up and coming bands?

YEAH, DON'T BOTHER TO TRY AND REACH THE TOP BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY UP THERE AND THERE'S NO MORE ROOM FOR YOU FUCKING DICKHEADS.

5. Do you think all my blog staff are dicks?I FEEL AS IF YOU ARE TRYING TO COAX A RUDE ANSWER OUT OF ME BUT I WON'T FALL FOR THAT OLD CHESTNUT YOU FUCKING CUNT.

6. What is the best experience you have playing a live gig?

THE LAST SONG BECAUSE I KNOW THE BOOZER IS ONLY A FEW MORE MINUTES AWAY.

7. Do you have any plans to tour in the USA?

YEAH

8. How can one be as cool as any of the members of The Hell?

TRY AND BE LIKE OUR LEAD SHOUTER, NICE GUY, BECAUSE HE DRESSES LIKE A PRICK AND HAS SHIT HAIR. SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD TO OUT-COOL THAT LOSER. OKAY, NO MORE QUESTIONS, NOW FUCK OFF.

CHEERS,

BLACK MIST